Machete Betty and the Office Sharks
Author: Neptune Flowers
Language: English
Published: 31st July, 2018
Publisher: Beaten Track
Edition: 1
ISBN: eBook: 978-1-78645-239-9
ASIN: B07FZL2X8P
Length: 8,600 words (approx.)
Category: Fiction
Genre: LGBTQ+, Humour, Romance and Relationships, Fantasy, Experimental / Surreal
ADVISORY: This book contains mature content and is intended for adult readers.
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About the Book:
Tim is in the A team, professionally trained to investigate allegations of the potential mass hypnosis of the nation... But Tim is bored and horny. Who wouldn't be? The office is full of idiots, and summer just keeps getting hotter and hotter. Reality starts to blur, screensavers come to life, and before he can say jiggyjig, he finds himself cavorting with a chain-smoking foul-mouthed merman.Tim's training is forgotten as he becomes immersed in fishy hedonism and office shenanigans. Can he save the day? Or will the team be forever lost in shameful acts of bouncybounce?
Find out in this tail of office boredom and surreal fun.
Warning! This story does not reflect realistic relationships with mermen or sharks.
Part of Seasons of Love Anthology.
About the Author:
Neptune Flowers is a British author, best known for short stories and pub poetry.... Read More
Other Publications by Neptune Flowers:
Barrow and Sparrow (Series)
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